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  • red hot chili peppers

    greatest hits

    ‘In the album jacket guitarist John Frusciante states, “(Red Hot Chili Pepper’s songs) were conceived in a way similar to a bodily function.”

    It’s a statement that captures the essence of RHCP. It’s odd and off-kilter. It’s slightly nonsensical. It’s curious and intriguing. It’s raw and disgusting. In its own right, it is a beautiful piece of art, like Marcel Duchamp’s “readymade,” R. Mutt-signed urinal. You’re not quite sure why or how it’s art but, nevertheless, it grabs your attention.

    Over the past twenty years, the Chili Peppers have done everything in their power to make themselves a living, touring piece of musical art. They are constantly over the top, whether it be wearing tube socks on their phalli, or endlessly making out with each other. They’re an incestuous family. They are freaks, geeks, man-whores, and geniuses.

    Frusciante’s guitar playing is awe-inspiring. Flea is a one-trick pony but, when that trick is talent, it gets you pretty far. Chad Smith is an above-average drummer, which is perfect for this band. If he showed off, the band would sound more like a novelty act, more like Primus. Finally, there’s no denying that Anthony Kiedis has an amazing voice and can write great melodies – but it’s his lyrics that really define him. If they form actual, coherent thoughts, he’s lucky. Any time spent deciphering the logic behind his well-rhymed verses and choruses is time wasted.

    Although in a category all his own, he may be writing rap lyrics to rock songs. The lyrics are not nearly as bizarre the Ludacris line “It feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace,” but Kiedis’ lyrical stabs are nearly as inane.

    So, for the maximum RHCP experience, turn off any higher-brain functions and enjoy the mesmerizing sounds.

    The band’s evolution is highly visible on this best-of album, but the transition is more horizontal than vertical. On a whole, it’s not so much an improvement of sound as it is a maturation.

  • Rent My Chest

    http://www.rentmychest.com

    “Our team of specialized trained monkeys fell short this week.

    We requested one thing from them, to find a freakish site that would make us think differently about Mother’s Day. They returned from our high-tech research center with nothing but links to E-cards and a slew of bad poetry. Now, we’ve got them locked up in a room with a drunk, washed up, and pugilistic Dave Matthews. That should be punishment enough for now. One more slip-up, though and it’s monkey knife-fight time.

    One of our special little helper monkeys redeemed himself at the last minute, though. This little guy was terrified of being anywhere near Mr. Matthews. He suggested and interesting alternative for people to show just how much they love their mothers: Rentmychest.com.

    Needless to say, we were all intrigued by the idea of renting someone else’s chest as a sign of affection. Not to worry, this is not as dirty as it sounds. Basically, Chris Pirillo has been kind enough to donate his flat and hairless chest for the betterment of society, and all for a nominal fee.

    For $20 sent in via PayPal anyone can submit a message to be broadcast across Chris’ chest. Happy Mother’s Day, anyone? What else could your mother love more than the site of marker taken to bare skin? Probably a good deal of things, like a trip to France. That’s so passxefxbfxbd, though. People send their parents on trips all the time. Parents always go away. Nobody gives their parents something this unique, though.

    Show major corporations like Hallmark that we don’t need their stinking greeting cards. We’re better than that. Don’t give the same old boring card that has the same message as every other card.

    Of course you can argue that most cards nowadays come from recycled paper and that is good for the environment. Paper can only be recycled so many times. What waste is there with skin?

    Be the first kid on your block to rent someone’s chest for your mom. You’ll make dad so proud.”

  • The Official Pirate Homepage

    http://students.washington.edu/connie/pirate.html

    ‘Some of you may remember that, long ago, we inaugurated this column by bringing you The Official Ninja Webpage: REAL Ultimate Power!!! In case you didn’t catch it, you may have seen it in another local paper. Our selection was recycled there a few months later.

    Anyway, we all know that ninjas totally kick ass and they make you want to headbutt your dog. What you may not know is that pirates (the sworn enemies of the ninja) totally kick ass too. So do Baldwin brothers, liquor store clerks, commies, Huey Lewis, mechanics, Supreme Court justices, bums and even SARS. Yes, they all get you so pumped that you almost kick your mom in the face.

    The Official Ninja Webpage has inspired a whole series of knockoff sites that inform you in nearly the same exact manner of how their topic has the REAL ultimate power. Of course, if you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. But that doesn’t mean it’s still not fun to look.

    So, search around and enjoy the pleasure. Typing the phrase “real ultimate power” into Google will provide some good results. Also, there are some links at the bottom of the Pirate Homepage, although a few of them are broken. AlbinoBlacksheep.com has a good number of links located at: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/ninja.php. The best resource we found, to date, was at http://brianx.com/realultimatepower.html, which has over 100 links to other RUP sites on it.

    As the numbers multiply, Real Ultimate Power is becoming less about laughing and more of an Internet staple. First you were nothing without an email address. Then, you were nothing without your own personal Web site. Now, it’s becoming more evident that you are nothing without your own Real Ultimate Power parody page.

  • Carl Spackler

    http://www.carlspackler.com

    ‘A wise greenskeeper once said: “This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of bluegrass, Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent, and Northern California Sensimillia. The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.”

    If you recognize that quote, you too must be a big fan of Harold Ramis’ immortal classic, “Caddyshack.”

    Did you know, though, that a sports editor of New Mexico’s Roswell Daily Record was fired earlier this year for using that quote in a golf article he wrote?

    It’s true. He thought Carl Spackler was hilarious, too. Well, Bill Murray’s character, the lovable greenskeeper with a loose screw, was definitely filled with sagacity and witticisms. He caddied for the Dalai Lama; he hunts “Varmint Cong” and makes his own grass. He’s a man licensed to kill gophers.

    This is a sufficient homage paid to one of the quirkier characters in the history of comedy but not necessarily a fitting tribute. The site lacks a bit on actual content but compensates for it with an adequate amount of sound and movie clips. There is a lot of filler on this site – but even filler is funny when it comes to “Caddyshack.”

    The most effort put into this site was focused on Lacey Underall, Judge Smails’ niece who had everything she wanted, including all things forbidden. There is a three-page interview with Cindy Morgan, the woman behind the braless golf shirt – a picture that reappears with a good deal of frequency.

    A visitor to this site will also find memorabilia from the movie, an article on the Murray Brothers’ CaddyShack restaurant, quizzes, basic facts about the movie – such as the cast list and a few errors made during its filming – and downloads galore. That’s the main worth of this site: the pictures, movie files and sound clips.

    So it’s got that going for it.

  • belly

    king

    ‘After two years since their last release of Star, and during a rnbreaking from touring, Belly has finally released their next LP, King.  This CD is almost like a more organized version of Star, their first release off of Sire/Reprise records.

    A couple of years ago, no sooner than the members of this group had just met, they came out with their first album.  They had not really even known each other at that time.  Given that Star is not bad, King is just better.  There are too many good rntracks on this recording to single out the best ones, but if I had to choose a favorite, I would say that it would have to be either Seal My Fate, or King, which also doubles as title to this LP.  This CD is definitely not one that will make you want to go belly up.

    Belly was chosen as the name of this group because the lead rnsinger, Tanya Donnelly, says that it is her favorite word because it is both beautiful and ugly.  Everything seems to bernmore clear on King.  Her feelings can now be understood.  The band became more organized.  They got to know each other, and finally realized what they wanted to do on this album.  Star was released after only playing one year together.

    This is a real good album, and I would definitely recomend it.  rnThis album consists of “eleven new originals that take the promise of Star…a giant step further…and then some.”rnToo me, Belly sounds like a mixture of somewhat of a sixties surfer type of music with a twist of modern day alternative rock.  I guess it was best described by this phrase, “Gidget goesrngrunge.”

    King is a definite must have album.  Pick it up as soon as rnpossible.

  • the secession movement

    we need a hill

    ‘The need for a hill would mark the tremendous amount of growth The Secession Movement has made to the peak of their style which is best culminated in the band?s sophomore release.

    At the very least, the band?s musical merits have warranted being place on a pedestal.

    ?We Need a Hill? towers over the art-punk sounds of the debut album ?a-k-?dem-ik.? While both remain equally brilliant in their own rights, The Movement?s most current release takes the loudness and the noise that characterized the band into a more focused and soothing light.

    As opposed to most art-punk, The Secession Movement never comes off as pretentious or misunderstand, not even on the rawest tracks of ?a-k-?demic.? Rather, the songs are quite pleasurable and inspired. This depiction only gets clearer as ?We Need a Hill? progresses.

    That statement may be a bit misleading, though because the album wastes absolutely no time at all. It hits fast and hard from the first track, ?Screaming About Girls,? which is arguably the best song on the album.

    While most of the tracks continue in this pattern and slow only a bit towards the end, there is little to no noise or dissonance. ?We Need a Hill? takes the sounds and math rock time signatures of post-punk bands such as Slint and Hoover and cleans it up. The result is desirable and effective.

    Nick Kessler?s fervently paced fret work on the bass work barely edges out the other elaborate instrumental parts as the glue that holds the band together. No one person dominates overall, though. The album is equal parts good writing and good mixing.

    The most notable improvement for this release would have to be David Downham?s voice. It seemed like on the first album, he was trying a little too hard to prove something. It was a bit forced. On the current release, the music has also grown to fit around his voice. The vocals and instruments on ?a-k-?dem-ik? were good but there was a missing piece that was found for ?We Need a Hill.?

    The most notable tracks on this album would probably be ?Bleeding its Purpose,? and Tortoise-with-vocals sound of ?We are Prone.?

  • stephen malkmus and the jicks

    pig lib

    ‘Cut the second drummer. Strip the music of its quirky background vocals and odd filler sounds. Basically, No more monikers like ?Spiral Stairs.? Cut this all out and you?re left with one Stephen Malkmus, a living storehouse of border breaking, rock?, pop?, indie?, border-breaking, indefinable psychedelia.

    Without the backing of Pavement, SM has released his second solo album with the help of the Jicks, his new band. According to Malkmus, who was under the misimpression that he created the word, a Jick is another word for a Jack of Hearts in a Sicilian card game. More appropriately, the Jicks are Malkmus? Ace, a card he has been patiently waiting to release from his hand at the best moment.

    The man has trumped us all.

    Although Pavement may be woefully dead, there sound lives on in Malkmus? present day efforts. The influence unconsciously and undeniably permeates each progression without choking the songs.

    The Jicks are not Pavement. The Pavement influence will always be there, and will always be sought after by the band?s fans. The Jicks? songs maintain their own identity and are branching out to create new space for a new era of Stephen Malkmus? songwriting skills.

    As always, Malkmus fuses everything from spacey psychedelic licks with prog rock progressions to pop sensibility with non-sequitur nonsensicalities. It is this punchy penchant for unpredictability that has kept his music fresh throughout the relatively long span of his career.

    If ?Pig Lib? was to be compared to any Pavement album, though, it would be most reminiscent of ?Wowee Zowee.? The album is a process of musical maturity, showing Malkmus? guitar playing sophistication. Although experimental, there is a greater semblance of structure in the songs. The tunes are fleshed out, allowing the listener to appreciate them for what they are worth. It is off-the-wall, which is to be expected, but the ?Pig Lib? does not focus on these qualities. It shows its artistic side and demands appreciation. As Malkmus stated in a recent interview with Pitchfork Media, the songs on this album were made in the vein of bands such as Led Zeppelin which took the approach of ?Let?s get through the singing and get to the good part of the song.?

    Whether instrumental or vocally charged, every part fits well with the next, in the context of an entire album and veritably says, ?This is a product of Stephen Malkmus.?

  • Trustafarian

    http://www.trustafarian.com

    ‘As the college basketball tournament gets ready to begin and the hype surrounds less traditional, smaller schools like St. Joseph’s University – what an awful loss at the hands of Xavier – it’s hard not to make ESPN.com our Web Site of the Week. Oh, it’s all SO enthralling.

    But what fun is there on ESPN’s site? Sure, there is a plethora of statistics with up-to-the-second scores. BORING. We need something fun, or something that makes fun.

    This week, we’re opting for number two. Trustafarian: A Magazine for the Well-to-do-Activist is the epitome of insulting sites. It would be hard to believe that this site was not created either in Boulder or with Boulder in mind.

    The site begins with an introductory tutorial on protesting, opening with the sentence: “If you’re thinking about going to a protest, good!” From there, it goes on to describe how to choose the protest, how to dress for the event, what to bring, how to accessorize and how to act.

    In that tongue-in-cheek way that often is misunderstood, Trustafarian.com has the activist style down to a T. It’s such a swift, well-punctuated slap in the face that Trustafarians will never know what hit them.

    Perhaps the best way to accurately describe this situation locally comes from the Epinions.com Web site. The review titled “Why Boulder Sucks More than any Place I’ve ever Lived, Including Syracuse” (http://www.epinions.com/content_71479955076) states: “My foster sister, who lived with us here for a year, witnessed the defining moment of our sojourn: two white kids with dreadlocks double-park a brand-new red Saab with ski-racks, exit the car, and begin panhandling on the main drag downtown.”

    It doesn’t get any better than that.

    Trustafarian.com should get this person to write for them. As for now, what the site does well is its Politics page, which features a list of “Issues: Cool or Pass?” Check it out.

    This online magazine still has ground that it needs to cover but it appears to still be in the formative stages. With any luck, the site’s content will continue to improve and provide in full that cynical wit with which it has begun.

  • northstar

    is this thing loaded?

    ‘In the vein of Taking Back Sunday, Armor for Sleep and This Day Forward, where bands are suddenly making a distinction between emo and emotional punk, Northstar promises not to be just another dime-a-dozen band.

    First of all the obvious name separation exists. It’s almost refreshing to see a band gaining in popularity that doesn’t have a three-word name that sounds like it was ripped randomly out of a sentence from a book. Superficially, the differences stop there, though. This is your typical band of anorexic boys in mesh caps, wristbands, and button-down shirts.

    In this instance, you can judge a book by its cover. In a random sampling I tested with a few people unfamiliar with both Taking Back Sunday and Northstar, not one person could distinguish one band’s sound over the other. The differences are negligible.

    In this instance, there is nothing wrong with that. Taking Back Sunday has an appealing sound that crosses the borders of independent and mainstream music. It’s respectable as well as financially profitable. Therefore, Northstar should be able to expect the same success. More power to them both.

    As an equally fitting description of the band’s music, they sound like Midtown did before they made the collective decision to suck ass.

    All of this probably sounds harsh or degrading to the band, but it’s not. This album has been a personal addiction for the past week or so now. With the exception of an odd two-second-background scream on “Black Heart Valentine,” the last track, this album is enthrallingly energetic.

    Northstar may not win any points for originality but, in a post-modern world, hasn’t it all been done before anyway?

  • The Alternative of Alternatives

    An Uncle Tupelo retrospective

    ‘Labels like “alt-country” can make a grown man twinge.

    Seriously, try saying it someday.

    Take this grown man for example. Every single time the hyphenated expression pops up in a review I want to stop reading it. “Alt-” phrases brought the shotgun closer to Kurt Cobain’s mouth and should’ve died with him, without even leaving so much as a set of molars by which to be identified.

    What is it an alternative too? Let’s take Uncle Tupelo for example. The band has often been thrown into the alt-country or alt-rock bargain bins. It sounds cheap and degrading. They are neither the alternative to country nor to rock music. Rather they have created fusion, a perfect and harmonious synthesis of the musical styles, something that prior to UT’s rise to glory would have been written off as producing only an impossible aural discord.

    Even the flight of The Byrds did not bring this amalgamation to fruition. They and other such bands with one foot in Ernest Tubb and one in Gram Parsons may have paved the way for Uncle Tupelo, but it was UT that took the sound over the top. It was the deep and sometimes slurred voice of Jay Farrar and the untamed rasp emerging from Jeff Tweedy’s voice that gave the official okay for this musical marriage.

    And like all great artists, it was not until after the band’s breakup almost a decade ago that the general public decided to finally acknowledge the legend that these four Belleville, Ill. natives had already built and moved on from. After Uncle Tupelo, there were more and bigger projects to undertake.

    They started as the Primitives with Jay’s older brother Wade Farrar on vocals and subsequently made their way through the grassroots of Americana music. But in 1994, after the release of the band’s fourth album, “Anodyne,” and a subsequent tour, they put what they knew behind them and explored new avenues. Drummer Mike Heidorn had already left the band to start a family, a chasm that may have caused irreparable damage and may have lead to the band’s breakup. He was persuaded, again, to leave his simpler life behind to join Jay Farrar in his new project, Son Volt. After three albums, Son Volt went on permanent hiatus and Jay Farrar continued writing music and developing a solo career. His most recent album, “Sebastopol,” was released in 2001 and had a good number of guest appearances, including some drumming by Superchunk’s Jon Wurster and some piano parts by Steve Drozd of the Flaming Lips.

    Heidorn, on the other hand, took refuge in his newfound freedom from music. At the time of the release of “83/93: An Anthology,” he was married and working for a newspaper.

    In contrast, Jeff Tweedy’s career choices have allowed little to no time at all for the passive, laid back lifestyle that Heidorn now embraces.

    Perhaps the release of Uncle Tupelo’s “Effigy” on the “No Alternative” compilation bought the band some post-breakup yet still much needed press, but it was most likely Tweedy’s formation and success of Wilco that brought life back into otherwise forgotten UT recordings.

    It seems safe to assume that the money brought in by the overwhelming laudations for Wilco’s most recent album “Yankee Hotel Foxtrot,” as well as the added benefit of the band’s work with Billy Bragg on the “Mermaid Avenue” albums helped to finance the purchase of UT song rites from Rockville, the now defunct label which originally released the band’s first three album’s, “No Depression,” “Still Feel Gone,” and “March 16-20, 1992.”

    Now that the band members re-own their songs from Rockville, which they claim never paid them any royalties on the songs, these three albums have been re-mastered and will be re-released by Legacy Recordings, a subset of Columbia Records on April 15.

    “No Depression”

    Originally Released: 1990

    The band’s groundbreaking first release; the album was named after a Carter Family song from 1936. The grim noir realism of lower class life shines through significantly on the album’s tracks, such as “Screen Door,” which professes, “Down here, where we’re at, everybody’s equally poor.”

    On this album, UT begins to establish the contrasting struggle of their two most prominent song lyric themes, alcoholism and religion. The struggle continues through all three re-releases and makes no bones about bringing up bringing up repentance and a love for Jesus as well as being too drunk to stand on the same record. As Farrar states best on the album’s opening track, “Graveyard Shift,” “It’s the same old walls closing in.”

    The roots of merging folk and punk are evident and unprecedented. This traditional will continue to influence a good majority of bands from the Hot Water Music side project Rumbleseat (which does a great cover of UT’s classic “Moonshiner”) to Strike Anywhere’s hardcore covers of traditional folk songs to Kind of Like Spitting.

    “Still Feel Gone”

    Originally Released: 1992

    This, the band’s second release, truly shows their punk roots. It is a dirty and loud album that has the ability to test the strength of your eardrums and instantaneously switch to a slower mellower tune. The guitars and drumbeats are amazing and serve as the predecessor for the post-punk movement at the time of its release. The best example of this is in the album’s fourth track, “Nothing.” Its start stop staccato action is a powerful and awing example of just how versatile UT really is.

    It’s somewhere in between Camper Van Beethoven and Cracker. There are just as many fingerpicking licks as there are noise rock progressions. It is a misplaced link in the underground music scene that would’ve made much more sense a few years later and a bit further east.

    “Still Feel Gone” and “No Depression” are the most musically akin of all Uncle Tupelo albums. It is pretty certain that if you like one, you will enjoy the othe

    “March 16-20, 1992”

    Originally Released: 1992

    Recorded by REM’s Peter Buck, this album consists of about half cover tracks and half scaled down acoustic originals. Tweedy, on the tracks that he sings, begins to perfect his vocal twang and penchant for carrying out the last few syllables of a vocal melody. At points it becomes monotonous but most of the time it can easily be appreciated as an important development in the UT style. The evolution in Tweedy’s writing is the first step in the transitional process towards planting Wilco’s roots.

    The dissension in the band is growing. There seems to be an unavoidable struggle for the microphone that, ultimately, may also lead to the band’s demise. Although Tweedy may actually sing more on “Still Feel Gone,” when looked at as a linear progression, these three albums read like a novel. The tension is there. It may not be overt but it is present with all of its cancerous self-destructive abilities.

    If John Ford were around to make “The Grapes of Wrath” in the early ’90s, Uncle Tupelo would have been an ideal choice for soundtrack material. Their songs present an unabashed reality of poverty, the struggle with alcohol, a search for identity and defining religious beliefs, all of which elicits a heartfelt empathy from the listener. The songs are sad but are not consciously made that way. To the band members, this was the life that they knew, so it was the life they wrote about.

    In an interview with Swizzle-stick.com, Mike Heidorn had this to say about his time in the band: “There wasn’t a lot of sitting around and rapping about your feelings… But there was always some kind of tension, always. Always….That was attractive to me, to play in a band with that kind of disparity.”

    From there, the interview goes on to discuss the band’s natural music writing ability and how Farrar came from a heavy familial tradition of music writing and that he “just had a knack for sounding as though he’d lived through the Depression and World War, without having been young enough to experience either.” Drawing on the current conditions of his living situation, his writing was so profound that it presented a picture of something that was much, much larger.

    The re-release of these albums, alongside “83/93” is a good representation of who Uncle Tupelo really was: a band that defied all traditional musical amalgamations. There was no label suitable enough to describe their music. Writer David Goodman called them “the fathers of the No Depression generation of alternative country.”

    Alt-country was bestowed upon them, but was that moniker a truly apt description for these country punks? It suggests that they are an alternative and unworthy of being considered truly either. If anything, they brought both country and punk to new levels and should be deemed worth of both titles and not the alternative to either.

    After all, when a dog is mixed German Shepherd and Black Lab and no longer purebred as either, is it considered Alt-Shep or Alt-Lab? Such labels are ridiculous, rendered moreso when applied to music. Leave ‘alt’ on your dashboard indicator. It stands for “alternator.”