http://www.ouchytheclown.com
‘The scariest part about including this Web site on the “Worst of 2003” list is that there is probably an S&M disk jockey clown community in Boulder that we will offend. Or maybe there are members of the “Porn Clown Posse” here. That would not be a surprise at all.
Ouchy, whose motto is “Nice to beat you!”, is into much more than just sadism and masochism. He’s an “experienced and irreverent DJ” who spins scary ambient, illbient, loungescore and more. He’s also a certified meeting facilitator. That’s right, he can help solve problems within the workplace, brainstorm or even mediate a conflict, all while wearing a leather thong and face paint.
Yes, Ouchy, the multi-faceted clown. In his role as a clown dominator, one of his talents is listed as “making you laugh while I hurt you.” Oh, we’re laughing.
Need your genitals shaved? He’ll do it for you.
Maybe you’re familiar with this clown. He once appeared next to porn star Asia Carrera on an episode of Tech TV’s “Unscrewed.”
Clowns have always been unfairly victimized as being scary. This one not only takes pride in it, but takes that characterization to the next level. On the whole, he’s probably not a bad guy. He’s just the one of the leading West Coast purveyors of really sick shit. At one point, he was the CEO of Evil Klown Industries – until the company collapsed.
If that’s not enough, this masochistic mummer is a movie critic as well. As one might assume, his forte is pornographic films. His ratings are on a scale of one-to-five honks and all feature a graphic which reads: “Buy it now damnit!”
Why is it so damned difficult to think of something funny to say about a perverted clown? Oh well.
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