http://members.surfeu.fi/kklaine/primebear.html
‘Unless you’re high – which we are not insinuating you should be – you won’t spend too much time on this site. There’s little of substance and only one page but on that page you find the oddest content on possibly the entire Internet.
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Alkulukuja Paskova Karhu, the Prime Number Shitting Bear. Alkulukuja has one job and, as you may have already guessed, it is to poop prime numbers.
Watch in amazement as he lets 1s, 3s, 5s, and 7s fly. Stare at his line-art rectum as it lets 11s and 13s loose. Folks, this bear is truly dropping bombs. This is fun for the entire family. It’s educational. It’s immature. It’s a lesson in computer design. The best part is that it keeps statistics. Count along with the amount of prime numbers he’s shit. Guess ahead to what he’ll dump out next. Oh, it’s like a Family Channel sitcom, packed tight with endless fun. Seriously, does it get any better than this?
Sadly, it does – but not on this site. So, we’ll just have to pretend for now.
There are only two negative aspects to this page. For one, the address is difficult to remember. As of July, the site was supposed to move over to http://www.primenumbershittingbear.com but it has yet to do so. Also, there are many more fun and amusing aspects to this site, but they are in what appears to be Finnish. So, it’s kind of difficult to read what has been written, unless you happen to be from Finland or speak their lovely language. Then, for the love of God, will you tell the rest of us what the hell is going on?
Well, there is a page of quotes featuring numerous sayings in English such as “Don’t be a hero. Always run away while the hero dies” and “If it has tits or wheels it will give you a problem.”
Those are their words, not ours. So whether you need to know what prime number follows 18461 or to find practical or slightly misogynistic sayings, Prime Number Shitting Bear is the place to go.
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