The four stages of being a developer

Hey, it’s a paycheck

The four stages of being a developer

Junior

I’m going to build so many amazing things! I will get respect because I am a LeetCode master!

Mid-Level

Ugh, 20 tests left to write for my one line of code changed before submitting my PR.

Senior

Great, more vibe code. I miss Stack Overflow. How am I 35 already? FML.

exit(0);

Sweet release. No more meetings, pair programming, back pain or eye strain. Thank you, death!