Not everyone is excepting of being a hardcore Star Wars fans. It can be difficult to come out as one.

5. Perform a Jedi Mind Trick

You’re worried that your coworkers will judge for for being a Star Wars nerd. So, go full Office-Wan Kenobi and manipulate their minds: “This is the Jedi you are looking for. Star Wars is cool.”

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4. Show off your figurine collection

If, somehow, their minds prove to be stronger than you expected, break out your figurines. Your coworkers are sure to be impressed.

3. Act out a choreographed fight scene

You paid $500 and spent over 100 hours creating and learning a choreographed scene. So, show off those skills! If your employees can’t respect you for that, they must be droids.

2. Do a Jar Jar Binks impersonation

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1. Explain the movies in great detail

Teach them all about Star Wars. Don’t skip a single line of dialogue from the movies — and don’t forget to go over the TV shows and books too. Tell them all about Canon and Legends. Just to be safe, explain everything in chronological order and in the order the films were released.

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