http://www.celebritydeathbeeper.com
“I know, I know. It sounds morbid. Well, it is. Get over it.
Here’s the deal:
This past month or two have been riddled with noteworthy deaths. Some folks in the limelight have been hit with hard times recently. Oh well. They’ve all lived relatively long and successful lives.
Still, it’s sad to know that someone has died. Unless you’re a recently deceased century-old politician, most people are genuinely affected when death has come upon anyone, even a person of substantial recognition. Death is depressing, even if only out of respect.
That being said, death has, well, a morbid curiosity to it. People are always interested in hearing who has kicked the bucket. It’s a curious race of sorts since knowing a tidbit of knowledge prior to your companions or coworkers makes you seem more informed, like you read the newspaper. We all know that nobody reads the newspaper, though.
On the other hand, people rarely fail to check their email accounts and surf the Internet. That’s where Celebrity Death Beeper has decided to pitch in and lend their services. The Beeper can be that inside source that will help you keep on top of the most recent celebrity croakers. This can be done by either searching the site or adding your email address to their list of subscribers. That’s right, if Matthew Perry overdoses, they’ll let you know.
The shortcoming of this is that the site does not provide a good deal of biographical information on the death du jour. Youbettheirlife.com is right there to pick up the slack, though. So, there’s no need to fret. Once you’ve been informed of a celebrity’s passing, you can go to http://www.youbettheirlife.com/2003deathstodate.htm to find a more thorough entry on that person.
Yeah so this article was pretty grave. We at the office were all, like, totally bummed out when Strom uttered his last racist remark.”
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